I often wonder what Aisleyne Wallace puts on forms when asked to fill in her profession. She probably opts for ‘Model’, but that’s not really true seeing as she found fame (and I use the word lightly) by appearing in Big Brother UK some years back.

Since then she’s done her best to be wherever a paparazzi lens is in various states of undress so as to ensure maximum exposure in the tabloids and sites like this. I have no doubt her nipple is showing through her transparent bra on purpose in this photo.

So I think next time you’re filling in a form Aisleyne (which will probably be a job application at McDonalds) if it asks your previous occupation, put ‘Attention seeking slut’.